Always remember to set the parking brake on a hill. And always wear your seat belt. Note that this article is classified on the WNBC website as a "Traffic" story.
Meanwhile, in education news, some kids are in trouble for parking on the roof.
In New Jersey, a girl fell off a cliff onto some train tracks.
So if you decide to take the subway instead, don't worry, they caught the guy who was running around stabbing people. Or did they?
In Entertainment: Superman is Jesus. I always thought Superman was a Jew. (Siegel? Shuster?)...Wait a tic...Jesus was a Jew! So there you go. Oh, and Superman is Gay also.
And here's one that is not only from my home town, but with boobies!
And I can't find a link to a story, but according to Channel 2, police in Brooklyn have apprehended a flasher. He tried to escape in a car, but crashed and was caught with no pants and a BB gun.
None of this is meant to be funny. At all.
Tonight's news is sponsored by Home Depot.
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