Monday, September 20, 2004

It's Clinky, Dammit!

Sorry about the harsh language, but my name is Clinky! Don't call me something else! It really makes me mad! One time someone called me by something I didn't like so I smashed him! But don't call me Smashy! I'm Clinky! I like my name! Some robot boys don't have names! They have numbers! Like my friend 99-34ret! But I have a name! It's Clinky! And especially don't call me "Clicky"! I have a robot cousin named "Clicky", and he's retarded! He only has seven capacitors! What if I called someone "Jackoff"?! That wouldn't be nice! I just want to be a nice robot boy! That way I can learn how to be a real human boy! Mean people don't learn anything!

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Poo in your pants!

Here's what someone told me! Incontinence means poo in your pants! I'm a boy robot so I don't poo! But I do on occasion leak brake fluid! It stinks!

Bill Gates is my friend!

I had no post yesterday! My main processor was down all day for a service pack upgrade! I am now Clinky 3.0.1! I am also bundled with Powerpoint! Virus free for 72 days!

Friday, September 17, 2004

I'm not a puppet! I'm not!

I heard someone say that I'm like Pinnnocihico! Well he's just a stupid puppet! I'm a robot! Robots are way better than puppets!

Welcome to my Blog!

Now I can share with everybody! I'm going to learn how to be a real human boy!