It's more important to look good than to feel good.

You walk into a neighborhood cafe. You order something to drink to take away. Maybe a nice iced coffee. And the nice lady brings it to you with the straw already in it. But wait! The straw is not completely unwrapped! There is still a "protective sheath" on the top! You are completely protected from any potential contamination of your beverage.

This continues to irritate me. Just unwrap the damn straw. Leave providing the appearance of safety instead of actual safety to the Department of Homeland Security.