And that's the way it is.

How many great headlines can be in one CNN.com homepage's "Latest News?"

"Dog handler guilty of Abu Ghraib abuse"

"Killer needs sex change or he'll die, doc says"

"Woman jailed for hiding child groom"

"Death boat drifts from Africa to Barbados"

"Muslim girl says teacher made fun of her scarf"

"Giant venomous weed burns woman, scars boy"

And, best of all:

"New Batwoman is a lesbian"