High School Hi-Jinks!

When I was in about 7th grade, me and this other kid ("Hoagie?") were in science class together. We were smart-ass trouble makers. We also happened to be the only two Jews in the class. When one of the big Jewish holidays came around (Torah Day, I think) the teacher asked who was going to be absent. When me and G_____ raised our hands the teacher didn't believe us and scheduled the mid-term exam.