There's a new show on tonight with an interesting premise: Every morning Sylvester Stallone wakes up, and drives into the Holland Tunnel. Then Mr. T blows up the tunnel, to get some medical scrasps for his sick daughter. Sylvester Stallone has to swim to Holland to escape and marry a Dutch girl played by Andie MacDowell. Then he goes to sleep and the next day he does it all over again!
This is a great show because it follows my rule for what makes a great tv show: Every episode should have exactly the same plot.
Heed my word, for I am the TV Watcher!
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esape?
I AM WOMBAT, HERE ME ROAR!
Clinky, m'boy! NO vole will ever outwit a wombat. Check out your picture of the epic battle! The wombat esaped and left a hapless womat in his place!
Man...poor womat. But on the up side, the wombat is in the blogtail lounge enjoying a "Velvet Vole" on the rocks!
I meant: I am wombat, me roar here!
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Oh, crap. It's too humiliating to call someone on a spelling error and MAKE a spelling error simultaneously. The fingers are quicker than the brain...
Nefarious boy robot...Fortunately, everybody knows that the part of the wombat in that picture is being played by a womat--highly expendable creatures that cannot afford the "b" necessary to transmogrify themselves into wily wombats.
Either that, or it's Sly Stallone in a womat costume. Hard to tell from this angle.
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