The Secret Hidden Rummy Truth

Rumsfeld was not fired because of the elections. He was fired because he authorized a super-double-top-secret project to put U.S. soldiers' heads on robot bodies. For God's sake! He was even a test subject. He allowed them to put his head on top of a robot body. But the project was a failure anyway. It was probably sabotaged in order to make way for the army of Michael J. Fox clones. Now Rumsfeld ekes out a spare existence as a Times Square raggedy man/robot.