Saturday, July 29, 2006

Hollywood Babylon

Here's the latest movie trend:

In "The Break-Up," Vince Vaughn breaks up with Jennifer Aniston, who works in an art gallery.

In "My Super Ex-Girlfriend," Luke Wilson breaks up with Uma Thurman, a super-hero who, in her secret-identity, works in an art gallery.

In "The DaVinci Code," Tom Hanks chases clues left by a dead naked guy who works in an art gallery.

In "The Devil Wears Prada," Anne Hathaway's new lifestyle makes her friends angry, one of whom works in an art gallery.

In "You, Me and Dupree," Owen Wilson moves in with Matt Dillon and Kate Hudson, who works in an art gallery.

In "Clerks II," one of the Clerk Guys breaks up with his fiance, who works in an art gallery.

In "Mission: Impossible III," Tom Cruise, in-between secret missions, "marries" a woman who works in an art gallery.

In "Superman Returns," Lois Lane has a new boyfriend, who works in an art gallery.

In "Pirates of the Caribbean," Jonny Depp sword fights a fish-headed guy who works in an art gallery.

This is why Mel Gibson hates Jews.

2 comments:

cake said...

Yer soooo goofing on us.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Mel Gibson hates Jews for way more reasons then that.