He just wants to be a real human boy!
That sure is a lot of sitting down.
There are 8 million stories in Atlantic City; this has been thirty-three* of them.*Ish? I can't count.
So to sum up:America is fat. America is lazy.
I was going to point out the fat but then I figured I'd leave it for an actual American.I'm thoughtful like that.
Naw! America is "relaxed" and "content with its body type." See? I can spin anything!
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That sure is a lot of sitting down.
There are 8 million stories in Atlantic City; this has been thirty-three* of them.
*Ish? I can't count.
So to sum up:
America is fat. America is lazy.
I was going to point out the fat but then I figured I'd leave it for an actual American.
I'm thoughtful like that.
Naw! America is "relaxed" and "content with its body type." See? I can spin anything!
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