"The Hawaiian Tropic Zone!"

If you're like me, every now and again you'll be walking through the drugstore, buying some lotion, and you'll think "Wow! These guys make such a fine sunscreen (spf 3000 for me, I'm a pale rider on a pale horse) such a fine sunscreen that they ought to open a restaurant/bar/lounge!"

Well, at last, at last, welcome to "The Hottest Place on Earth!"