Washinton Nutty-Palooza!

So, the big scandal in Washinton is about firing of Federal Attorneys! So, what do they want to do? Let's fire Alberto Gonzalez! And HE's the head of the Federal Attorneys! What's up with that?

And George W. Bush, he's all "My dudes, they can't be like testifying under oath, because they need their privacy!" so I'm like, "if you didn't do anything wrong, you've got nothing to worry about," 'cause, like, when they were all listening to all our phone calls, they were like, "if you didn't do anything wrong, you've got nothing to worry about!"

It's like, when George W. Bush, he wants to go to Iraq, so he's like "If there's like any chance he's got those Mass Destruction Weapons, we like can't take any chance, we've got to all like spend a trillion dollars and invade, but not a trillion dollars but like fifty bucks but it's really a trillion dollars, but you know we can't take any chances, gotta be super-careful!" but then he's all "Global Warming, we're not a hundred percent for sure about it so we can't really do anything, we can't possibly just stop making air pollution or have cars with really good gas mileage without a really good reason!"

I'm just glad I don't have a wife that's in the CIA.

Or do I?...