Vegas Story

I'm walking down the strip, and I'm near the Fashion Show Mall and this guy walks up to me and says:

"I've got three kids and I need to buy them some food. Can you spare anything?"

So I'm getting ready to give him some money, and I ask him to promise me that he won't spend it on gambling.

"Of course not! I've got gambling money."



I think E.M. told me this joke...