At a surprise joint press conference, the publishers of Marvel Comics, DC Comics, and Solson Comics announced that this year's "Free Comic Book Day" is cancelled. They cited the poor economy as the reason. "We just can't afford to give away comics this year" said Stan Lee.
"All you dumbasses who voted for George Bush have only yourselves to blame" said Carmine Infantino."I guess you're all freed up to go see the Iron Man movie now..."
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Is Carmine still the Big Ragu?
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