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We're trying to work in a demographic.

So, what two current American Idol contestants have the following characteristics:

A. Named after Central American dictators.
B. Kind of remind me of popular actresses of stage and screen.

Give up?

Here they are:

Jason Castro, who reminds me of...



Lisa Edelstein, who plays "Dr. Cuddy" on the popular "House" TV program.



Danny Norriega, who reminds me of...



Jessica Alba, who played "Mrs. Fantastic Four."




I'm sorry.

It's just that, The American Idol, it's a very popular show...

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