Still on hiatus, but sometimes events conspire...

Below is the new issue of the Fantastic Four:



That's right, they're fighting Chupacabras!

In Other Tiger-Related News

We're still on hiatus, but we just wanted to call this item to your attention.

The Carson Daly Story will Return.

I'm taking a few days off for the holidays. When we return in January, the thrilling conclusion to the Carson Daly story!

Carson Daly Part 2

Sometimes Carson Daly would sneak into Fenway Park and move home plate. He wouldn't take it anywhere, he'd just rotate it so it was pointing the wrong direction. That's one of the things that made him so cool.

I had a Carson Daly Tote Bag:



Wouldn't it be great to have it autographed?

The Carson Daly Story, Part 1

Previously, on Cliny the Boy Robot:

Carson Daly is hit by a train.

Carson Daly is eaten by a giant bird.

Carson Daly falls off a cliff.

Carson Daly is hit by a cab.

Carson Daly is swallowed by a giant clam.

Carson Daly drowns in soup.

Carson Daly meets the bad end of the Crystal Circus Monster Freeway Needle.

Carson Daly vs. Cat vs. Ghost.

Carson Daly vs. THE CHUPACABRA!

Carson Daly confirms the Mitchell Report.

It wasn't always this way. I used to respect and admire the big C.D. But all that changed...

Tomorrow: Part 2.

The Rule of Three

One:
Tomorrow, we begin the story of "What's up with Carson Daly?"
Because you demanded it.
Please manage your expectations.

Two:
Dave Huckabee




His dad's a religious fanatic who wants to be president.

Click here for the story.

Three:
Bacon Salt.

The Start of a New Week!

I could not find my 2nd grade immunization records.

I can assure you, however, that I was definitely vaccinated against Monkey Pox.

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I'm In A Logoey Mood.

Help Old TV People: Make Them A Logo

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Chupacabra Week: The Big Finish!

Too Soon?

Chupacabra Week Mailbag

> Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2007 10:02:35 -0500 (GMT-05:00)
> From: "Mom"
> To: Clinky
> Subject: chupacabra
>
> I was watching the Travel Channel on Sunday or
> Monday and the guy was looking for the
> "chupacabra."
>
>
> "After the meal, Tony and Andy headed out to the
> jungle to search for another mythic beast indigenous
> to Puerto Rico: the "chupacabra."
> I thought that it was very strange that it was right
> after you had mentioned it. I had never heard of it
> before.
>
>

oe-shay, aw-pay, ob-cay, a-bray

Carson Daly vs. THE CHUPACABRA!

(Approved by the WGA)

Plus:

Click Here! for another Chupacabra Week!

Chupa Guevara

At Last! At Last!