"and the sign said all you long-haired freaky people, need not apply"

Here's a couple of signages from my workplace. First, the slogan of someone who's sposoring something on a poster. To which I say: "Give it back! Give it back!"



And then, the existential dilemma of the Bookstop (It's the subsidised book store for employees in the office building of the media conglomerate I work for), which is made all the more philosophical because the place is closing for good soon:



(Five-man Electrical Band)