Again with the Texas

Eat.


Behave yourself, Caesar Romero is watching.


"Frank"


Catwalk view.


Later.


Where's Mark Knopfler when you need him?


Night.


Actually, $2.50 now.


Magnets!

Won't You Take Me Down, To News-y Town!

Read this story.

Yeah, here's what else I heard: Jimmy Hoffa was wearing a Patriots jersey when they buried him in the Meadowlands.

New York City!

The Law.

Could Be Meat, Could Be Cake...

So, my "day job" sent me to Texas, where I was working in the basement of the Alamodome for a week. We had one day off so a bunch of us drove to a place up near Austin to eat Barbecue. They served us "Family Style", which meant they kept bringing out big plates of meat, mashed potatoes and beans for us to eat.

We also had a big bowl of beans, but it looked just like the empty bowl they gave us to put used bones into, and I accidentally put one of my bones into the beans. Nobody wanted to eat any beans after that. (On the ride back to San Antonio, this turned out to be a good thing.)

Meanwhile, "Nils" was taking pictures of a tiny Gumby and Pokey.

A couple of us ordered blackberry cobbler, and it looked really good, but I had eaten too much meat and potatoes, so I didn't have any.

:: Since then, I've been really jonesing for blackberry cobbler. ::

"Where'd Everybody Go?"

(Inside the Alamodome, about six hours after Kansas wins the NCAA "March Madness" Basketball Tournament.)

Basketball Action

Texas

They're Shareholders!

Yes. Sometimes the references here are oblique. My sister will get this one.

Flamin' Hot Limon Cheetos (Crunchy)

It's the Last Day of March MODOK Madness...

Eh? Not MODOKky enough for you?

Where I'm At...

Last week I was visiting these two:



This week I'm in Texas.
They have rocking chairs in the San Antonio airport:


But don't rock too hard:
(See? They added a little piece of wood to the rockin' edge.)


How do they get replacement blades for those giant windmills?


Hotel:

Monkey MODOK

MODOK Wears A Stolen Red Winter Cap.

Square Stick-Figure MODOK vs. Round Stick-Figure MODOK

R.I.P. Bob Crane

Bob Crane is dead.

Crane.

Photos From NYC Crane Collapse

In the News

In New York City today, a crane collapsed and crushed a 5-story building. The bar on the ground floor of the building that was crushed was named "Fubar".

I guess that was a really good name for that bar.

Puttin' the MOD back in MODOK!

Meanwhile, back in the office...

Shark vs. Octopus

MODOK Runs Out Of Batteries

MODOK Turns On CNN

Boy MODOK

March MODOK Madness!

First, see This Blog.

Then, enjoy MODOK, CURLIDOK, AND LARRIDOK.

Monster Head!

Atheist Pony Stands On Top Of A Church