Mountain Climbing Is Dangerous

News Item: Rep. Mahoney's Husband Dies In Tibet

This Is Not A Rodeo!

News Item: You Can't Wear A Cowboy Hat In Court

The Charlie's Angels Curse Strikes Again!

News Item: Jaclyn Smith's Stunt Double Has Been Shot

Why Did Gretzky Quit?!!!

News Item: Jessica's Dog Is Taken By Coyotes!!
News Item: Gretzky Quits The Coyotes!!
News Item: Martha Stewart Is Mean!

Look Out For That Smokestack!

News Item: Chimney Collapses In India

Party Time In Tonganoxie!

News Item: Tonganoxie Repeals Blue Laws!

Why Barack Obama Went On The Late Show With David Letterman Instead Of The Jay Leno Show

Instead Of Ernie Anastos, Just "Ernie"

News Item: You must have seen this.

CNN.com Headlines

Why Liam Neeson Won't Go On The Jay Leno Show

News Item: Jay Leno Asks Kanye West What His Dead Mother Would Say



"Kanye West" is an anagram for "Kenya Stew."

Jimmy Carter vs. Joe Wilson!

News Item: Jimmy Carter Says it's Racism!

Even The Crazy Kenyan Birth Certificate Lady And Sean Hannity Agree! (More or Less)

News Item: Obama Calls Kanye West a Jackass."

This is a couple of years ago...

Today On "The View!"

People Who Died

Jim Carroll 1950-2009

Emmy Awards Prediction

I'm pretty sure that if anyone other than Tina Fey wins for Best Lead Actress in a Comedy, then Tracy Morgan will jump onstage, grab the mike and tell us that Tina made one of the best sitcoms EVER!

Serena Williams vs. Joe Wilson

Sam is on the roof.

(actual movie poster)

Here it is again.

The Kids!

Foot-Shaped Lightbulb