I found this while cleaning my apartment.

Knockin' Down The Pope

Fighting Squirrels

You're in good hands with Allstate.

They're Just Like Cats!

We'll get working again real soon...

Zip Line!

Hey Ya, Charlie Brown!

Bob The Fish Is Not Happening.

Tiger/Alternate Tiger

Dolphin Story

Happy Thanksgiving!

Year in Review

Best New TV Show of the Year: Cougar Town
Best Movie of the Year: The Fantastic Mr. Fox

8-Bit Thriller

via Nerdist

Your Host:

Unfortunately Not An Olympic Event

Deadly Ice-Skating Bear

News Item from last month.

It's Like A Yurt?

First, read about Yurts: From 2006.



It's an Italian Yurt.

Read More Here.

Assistant Superintendent for Administration and Operations

Ed Zachary!

Halloween Costume!

Halloween!

Yeah, We're On A Bit Of A Hiatus

We'll be back shortly.

Science

Music

Look! It's Charlie Brown!

The Blue Lagoon 2: The Lagoon According To Jim

News Item: Brooke Shields and Jim Belushi in Airplane Accident!"

Dave Is Closing In On Jay In The Ratings!

While I'm In New Jersey

Read This.

"Best Of" Clinky!

From November 2006

Blame It On Rio!

Roman Polanski Explains Himself

Mountain Climbing Is Dangerous

News Item: Rep. Mahoney's Husband Dies In Tibet

This Is Not A Rodeo!

News Item: You Can't Wear A Cowboy Hat In Court

The Charlie's Angels Curse Strikes Again!

News Item: Jaclyn Smith's Stunt Double Has Been Shot

Why Did Gretzky Quit?!!!

News Item: Jessica's Dog Is Taken By Coyotes!!
News Item: Gretzky Quits The Coyotes!!
News Item: Martha Stewart Is Mean!

Look Out For That Smokestack!

News Item: Chimney Collapses In India

Party Time In Tonganoxie!

News Item: Tonganoxie Repeals Blue Laws!

Why Barack Obama Went On The Late Show With David Letterman Instead Of The Jay Leno Show

Instead Of Ernie Anastos, Just "Ernie"

News Item: You must have seen this.

CNN.com Headlines

Why Liam Neeson Won't Go On The Jay Leno Show

News Item: Jay Leno Asks Kanye West What His Dead Mother Would Say



"Kanye West" is an anagram for "Kenya Stew."

Jimmy Carter vs. Joe Wilson!

News Item: Jimmy Carter Says it's Racism!

Even The Crazy Kenyan Birth Certificate Lady And Sean Hannity Agree! (More or Less)

News Item: Obama Calls Kanye West a Jackass."

This is a couple of years ago...

Today On "The View!"

People Who Died

Jim Carroll 1950-2009

Emmy Awards Prediction

I'm pretty sure that if anyone other than Tina Fey wins for Best Lead Actress in a Comedy, then Tracy Morgan will jump onstage, grab the mike and tell us that Tina made one of the best sitcoms EVER!

Serena Williams vs. Joe Wilson

Sam is on the roof.

(actual movie poster)

Here it is again.

The Kids!

Foot-Shaped Lightbulb

I found this, but it's not Fred.

Actually, a very nice hotel, but...

Happy Butt!

That's Gladys Kravitz spying on her new neighbor, Gladys Knight.

And here's the first ten images from a Google image search for "Gladys:"

Because YOU Demanded It!

Coronas

It's Someone Else.

PGA Question Is Answered

Big Papi Denies Everything

Marshmallow vs. Orange

Dog Takes Over The World!

With the help of the loyal "Hookers with Lasers!"

They're Back!

But with no "Proof!"