It's Clinky, Dammit!

Sorry about the harsh language, but my name is Clinky! Don't call me something else! It really makes me mad! One time someone called me by something I didn't like so I smashed him! But don't call me Smashy! I'm Clinky! I like my name! Some robot boys don't have names! They have numbers! Like my friend 99-34ret! But I have a name! It's Clinky! And especially don't call me "Clicky"! I have a robot cousin named "Clicky", and he's retarded! He only has seven capacitors! What if I called someone "Jackoff"?! That wouldn't be nice! I just want to be a nice robot boy! That way I can learn how to be a real human boy! Mean people don't learn anything!

Poo in your pants!

Here's what someone told me! Incontinence means poo in your pants! I'm a boy robot so I don't poo! But I do on occasion leak brake fluid! It stinks!

Bill Gates is my friend!

I had no post yesterday! My main processor was down all day for a service pack upgrade! I am now Clinky 3.0.1! I am also bundled with Powerpoint! Virus free for 72 days!

I'm not a puppet! I'm not!

I heard someone say that I'm like Pinnnocihico! Well he's just a stupid puppet! I'm a robot! Robots are way better than puppets!

Welcome to my Blog!

Now I can share with everybody! I'm going to learn how to be a real human boy!