Still on hiatus, but sometimes events conspire...

Below is the new issue of the Fantastic Four:



That's right, they're fighting Chupacabras!

In Other Tiger-Related News

We're still on hiatus, but we just wanted to call this item to your attention.

The Carson Daly Story will Return.

I'm taking a few days off for the holidays. When we return in January, the thrilling conclusion to the Carson Daly story!

Carson Daly Part 2

Sometimes Carson Daly would sneak into Fenway Park and move home plate. He wouldn't take it anywhere, he'd just rotate it so it was pointing the wrong direction. That's one of the things that made him so cool.

I had a Carson Daly Tote Bag:



Wouldn't it be great to have it autographed?

The Carson Daly Story, Part 1

Previously, on Cliny the Boy Robot:

Carson Daly is hit by a train.

Carson Daly is eaten by a giant bird.

Carson Daly falls off a cliff.

Carson Daly is hit by a cab.

Carson Daly is swallowed by a giant clam.

Carson Daly drowns in soup.

Carson Daly meets the bad end of the Crystal Circus Monster Freeway Needle.

Carson Daly vs. Cat vs. Ghost.

Carson Daly vs. THE CHUPACABRA!

Carson Daly confirms the Mitchell Report.

It wasn't always this way. I used to respect and admire the big C.D. But all that changed...

Tomorrow: Part 2.

The Rule of Three

One:
Tomorrow, we begin the story of "What's up with Carson Daly?"
Because you demanded it.
Please manage your expectations.

Two:
Dave Huckabee




His dad's a religious fanatic who wants to be president.

Click here for the story.

Three:
Bacon Salt.

The Start of a New Week!

I could not find my 2nd grade immunization records.

I can assure you, however, that I was definitely vaccinated against Monkey Pox.

button on a plaid shirt is what is here

I'm In A Logoey Mood.

Help Old TV People: Make Them A Logo

73% Less Processing

Write my name.

Chupacabra Week: The Big Finish!

Too Soon?

Chupacabra Week Mailbag

> Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2007 10:02:35 -0500 (GMT-05:00)
> From: "Mom"
> To: Clinky
> Subject: chupacabra
>
> I was watching the Travel Channel on Sunday or
> Monday and the guy was looking for the
> "chupacabra."
>
>
> "After the meal, Tony and Andy headed out to the
> jungle to search for another mythic beast indigenous
> to Puerto Rico: the "chupacabra."
> I thought that it was very strange that it was right
> after you had mentioned it. I had never heard of it
> before.
>
>

oe-shay, aw-pay, ob-cay, a-bray

Carson Daly vs. THE CHUPACABRA!

(Approved by the WGA)

Plus:

Click Here! for another Chupacabra Week!

Chupa Guevara

At Last! At Last!

Ann Coulter Fights A Polar Bear

May it please the court.

Math Battle

is you is or is you aint my baby

Today's the day that the P.B.P. puts on his Christmas Poncho!

Would it be funnier if I waited until number 756?

This is blog post number 750!

We will be taking the rest of the week off for Thanksgiving!

Happy Fog Week!

As seen on "The Streets"

On my block, you might find an old vacuum cleaner


Or a fax machine


Down the street, you can get these, they would have been useful for my "Bionic Jesus" Halloween costume.


Farther down, someone threw out some used lemons.


Meanwhile, a strange item near Madison Avenue.


And finally, the DVD renting machine at the Stop-n-Shop in Framingham:

Because You Demanded It!

Raccoon Week is over, now it's...

No?

Movie Break!

From "Caddyshack." If you somehow have managed not to see it.

Raccoon Week Ends Badly.

INKATINO!

(Inkatino?)

Can't be a "Week" without a Logo

Baked, Not Fried!

Non-Raccoon-Related News.

Some people I used to work with are stalking Bill Clinton for Elle Magazine.

Raccoon Week News

Someone's having a bad Raccoon Week.

Raccoon Week Is Go!

First: This post from last month.

Plus: MUGEN: Alien Vs. Doc Ock in Raccoon City:

Fred Broski: Painter

Longtime readers of this blog will note that we occasionally report on 70s-era Kansas City tv weatherman Fred Broski.

Here's the logo:


Apparently, since retiring from tv weather, Fred Broski has taken up painting. You can see his work here.

A link to another blog

Too bad This blog is not being updated anymore.

Twin Sons of Different Mothers

The Country Music Awards and "The Star Trek" have the same logo:

Memory of a Lost Art

A few days ago I was down to Cousin Steve's Super-Hero Comic Selling Place, and we were bemoaning the near absence of word balloons from the covers of modern comic books. So I've scanned a few recent issues and added my own.

Atheist Pony introduces our newest character, "Bionic Jesus," with a classic gag!

Takin' it to the streets...

Park Slope is Halloweentown!


But sadly, someone had no use for the taco costume.


Earlier, in another part of the city, someone threw out the safe.


And the sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside...


Meanwhile, someone's got a new job.


On a fire alarm call box pole:


Waiting in line for Backstreet Boys tickets. Seriously.


Meanwhile, down the street, "The Police" pull up in a dozen identical red and white semis for a gig at Madison Square Garden.


And finally: