Friday, July 31, 2009

A Racoon Anodize Squid

(It's an anagram for "Corazon Aquino is dead.")


Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Monday, July 20, 2009

Friday, July 17, 2009

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Larry Potter Review (Spoiler!)

The saddest thing:
"Michael jackson would have loved this movie..."

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

All I wanted was a Fresca, just one Fresca!

To sum up: That's a long receipt for just one soda.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Flying Home From Las Vegas

I was flying home from Las Vegas yesterday. As we take off, I realize that the TV at my seat doesn't work. So I'm watching movies on my iPod, about 2 hours into the flight. I'm watching the movie "Frost/Nixon." In the movie, David Frost is on his way to interview Richard Nixon and chatting up a girl on an airplane. Suddenly, I hear a pilot announce "We'll be beginning our approach to Los Angeles shortly."

I'm a liitle worried by this announcement, as I had hoped to be returning to New York. A flight attendant walks by, and I ask her "This flight is going to New York, yes?"

"Yes," she replies, looking at me quizzically.

About then I realize that the pilot's announcement was actually on the soundtrack of the movie I was watching, that it was
David Frost on the plane that was beginning its approach to Los Angeles.

"Never mind." I told the flight attendant.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Goat of the Week

Guest Color: Sarah W.

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Why Is Sara Palins Resigning?

Happy Fourth of July!

(The extra "S" is for Saving!)

Friday, July 03, 2009